Thursday, 22 May 2008

You know you're not khusyuk when...

You don't know how many rakaats you have done.
You're wondering what's in the fridge.
You're wondering who's going to win on American Idol.
Your mind is still on about how lame the current AF is.
You're rushing to finish.
You're reciting bacaan tahyat akhir in the first rakaat, and reciting Al-Fatihah during tahyat akhir instead.
You suddenly realise you have skipped rukuk and tarus sujud.
You're reciting Sami'Allah Huliman Hamidah semasa duduk diantara dua sujud.
You're praying 4 rakaats for subuh prayer.
You suddenly thought of Kudil and Kasum.

The things you TER think about during prayer can be so random berabis sekali dalam dunia! These random thoughts could have popped during our free time kah. Time mandi kah. Time masak kah. Time kan tidur kah. But no, it just had to come during prayer time. We all like to blame the devil. But, is it really?

I can't believe the stupid setan kenal Kudil and Kasum sampai durang whisper their names in my ear! Like hello, this is the United Kingdom, setan sini mana kenal Kudil and Kasum, durang kenal Katherine Tate saja. I think when I flew from Brunei kemari, ada personal setan ku ikut asi-asi. Stupid setan really clingy one!

I should be doing work. See, my personal stupid-clingy-random setan even made me blog instead!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

only you can talk about setan and still be funny. jirin jirin! you raak my saak!

Anonymous said...

Baca auzubillahiminashaitonirajim (sorry kalau salah spelling, paham2 lah tu) lapas atu tiupkan arah shoulder kiri 3 tiga. insyallah, kyushuk tu sembahyang. Sebelum sembahyang, kusungkan tah pikiran atu dulu. Ingat sahabat nabi ada kana panah rah kaki, inda sadar sebab ia khusyuk sembahyang.

Bah, selamat beribadah.

From Random Reader.

Anonymous said...

eh salah taip. tiupkan arah shoulder kiri tiga kali.

Jirin said...

Anonymous,
thanks for dropping by the blog =)

random-reader,
thanks for the tip!! i really appreciate it =)

twoNine said...

Thats freakin funny yet so true jirin hahaha.

HI JIRIN!!!! *WAVES*

Jirin said...

Sa'dy! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! hehehe

ur#1fan said...

You know you're not khusyuk when you're wondering if Jirin has updated his blog.

Lol. Bah Jirin, update tah!

Jirin said...

hahahaha!! eh inda kuasa tu ehhh hehehe

Reaper said...

"You're reciting bacaan tahyat akhir in the first rakaat, and reciting Al-Fatihah during tahyat akhir instead."

HAHAHA..aku lain, time rukuk wah sometimes aku membaca "al-fatihah".

Jirin said...

Hahhaha. yeah aku pun pernah tu! hehe

Nabil said...

after reading this...during prayers terpikir sal dis post hence terpikir sal kudil n kasum jua!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Jirin said...

nabil, hahahhaha sorry eh! pasal aku, you also end up thinking of kudil!!!! sorrrry dude.