Friday, 11 April 2008

Midnight jog

I just got home. The freakiest thing had just happened to me tadi. I just got home from my friend's place. If I am to compare the walking distance, I think its like from Airport Berakas to Maktab Sains Jalan Muara. It's not that far, but mengalih jua kalau bejalan. So, I decided to jog. Supaya capat sampai.

Baik jua aku pakai snickers sneakers (Thank you Anonymous for the spelling correction, you're the bomb). When I decided to jog atu was when I was like twenty steps away from my friend's house, so I was dapan rumah orang when I did all the stretching. If I saw someone stretching outside my house, I'd say eh gila kali orang ani; but I don't care. Aku inda bawa ear phone and aku inda mau bored masa jalan kaki balik.

So aku jogging lah ni. Jogging punya jogging; inda sadar; sedikit lagi kan sampai. Kapus-kapus, I was. Ada ku liat bench dari jauh. Makin laju ku belusir supaya aku dapat berehat sekajap. Sudah sampai arah bench, atu nyaman jubur ku duduk arah bench atu. Rehat sekajap. Rehat seminit. At that very moment, the bench felt like the most comfortable thing ever, sampai aku rasa kalah katil nyamannya, I swear. Andang jua kan tu, namanya mengalih. Like kalau time lapar, makanan inda nyaman pun macam makanan dari syurga rasanya.

Sekali apanah. Aku tekajut wah when suddenly I heard someone snore next to me. Takut ku menoleh. Pikir ku antu. Rupanya orang homeless! Ia tidur arah bench ah. He was wearing baju hitam segala. It's malam, mana inda ku nampak. Good thing aku inda gigiran; because in normal circumstances I would normally be. I did make a shocked noise though, but I didn't wake the homeless man up. By now aku takut sudah ni. Mana tahu ia marah aku terbangunkan ia dari tidur. So I quickly jogged away with my mind shouting out: "I so have to blog about this."

So lesson is learnt.

1. Jangan jogging kalau inda buat proper stretching. Inda pedah-pedah tu kapus-kapus macam babi sasak nafas.

2. Kalau kan tidur di luar, jangan pakai baju hitam. Kalau boleh pakai baju flourescent. Or wear something which stands out. I don't know, maybe pakai costume clown or something? So that I know that you're right there. (What the hell! I'd be freaking out if I saw a clown sleep outdoors in the middle of the night!)

I know you all may be thinking weird jua eh si Jirin ani jogging tangah-tangah malam. But banar nya aku gagas kan bekamih di rumah. That was just my fancy way of telling the story. To think about it, sekadar jua tu ah what happened ah. Inda jua payah simpan dalam blog kali ah. But I don't want to erase what I've been typing out. Oh well.

Thank you to Beb and Umi for visiting me, Nis and Rabz in Kent! It was fun hanging out with kamu. Beb, I am missing your flapjacks like berabis sekali dalam dunia.

Oh by the way, it snowed a few days ago. Yes, it snowed in April. Tabal lagi tu snow nya. For England to snow in April is like someone to bejual durian when it's not musim durian. It's April and it's still cold. Global warming apa ni. It's more like global cooling. Oh shit! That is like the lamest thing like ever (the global cooling 'joke'). Oh shit! That's just the gayest thing ever! (The like like part.)

Aku mau durian awal ani jua! Time to look for something in the house that's the closest to being a durian. You should make do with what you've got. So imagine saja ada durian. Bah, bye. Mencari tah ku ni barang yang rasanya atau usulnya atau baunya macam durian. Asalamualaikum. This has been a long ass random pasal nada apa-apa post. I shall congratulate you for reaching the end of this post.

(By the way, the closest thing I can find is my orange shirt. Macam isi durian kuning usulnya. I shall sleep with it now. Mudahan tah aku mimpi aku makan durian. Amin Ya Rabbal Alamin.)

4 comments:

Senor Pablo said...

hahaha. I imagine u wearing fluorescent pink track suit kalau jogging malam.
Eh! talking about durian, I got a solution for your mengidam. Try blue cheese, sama tu bau nya.hahahaha.

Jirin said...

Banar wah blue cheese macam durian bau nya?? Hahaha sad jua tu mun baunya saja! hahahahah. bah esuk tah aku ke cheese section d tesco and cium baunya saja. because mahal kan blue cheese ani! hahah

Anonymous said...

tapi blue cheese inda nyaman mcm durian

Jirin said...

anonymous,
hahahaha of course. durian is the besttttttttt