Friday, 15 February 2008

Iatah hari cinta ni?

So today is the so called valentine's day. I had school today, and most of my course mates asked for permission to leave early to prepare for the so called big night. I left early too because it was getting too obvious who was single in the class when there was just a couple of us left in the room. How sad is that? Haha.

On my way home, every other person was either kissing their boyfriends/girlfriends in the streets or had flowers in their hands. What did I have in my hands? A freaking project folder and a sketch book. How sad is that? Haha.

This is just me exaggerating again. Really, all that had no effect on me. Malas tah ku kan inggut.

I am not going to wish you people out there a happy valentines day, not just because I am the jealous single guy, but also because we are not supposed to celebrate it anyway. A muslim celebrating valentine is like an African celebrating Gawai. You get what I'm saying? Another thing, why celebrate love just on this day? You're supposed to celebrate love every day kali ah.

Like how the rest of Brunei is attacking the unfortunate girl who dissed UBD, do not attack me if you have other views on Valentine's. Yes, I can see why some people may say that is it okay to celebrate it because what's most important is our niat kan? Some people may say: asal saja niat bukan untuk mengikut orang kapir then okay.

You know there are extremists who say that we Muslims can not follow whatever the westerners have introduced. I remember watching a ceramah on an RTB show (An-Nuur) where the Ustaz was saying that kalau ketani pakai cap pun bedusa because it is a western culture. Hello? Aku kan pakai cap bukan nya pasal aku mau ikut orang putih. Panas kali ah Brunei atu. Mun ku kan mengikut orang putih wah, ada kali ku menggasa badan pakai barus dawai sampai putih jua kulit ku macam Michael Jackson.

Anyway, as I was telling you how I've been on a diet, things haven't been easy. Everything I see seem to remind of food. Kalau ku liat habuk, ku liat banar-banar macam gulali tia usulnya. Ku liat tabir ku, ku liat banar-banar macam kek batik tia usulnya; padahal jauh wah. Sponge badan ku liat macam daging burger. Marker pen ku liat macam keropok lekor. Semua macam makanan wah ku liat. Apa lagi kalau ku liat makanan banar; besinar-sinar dan berseri-seri macam bagas turun dari syurga. Ada bunyi ani lagi. Takan play.



I kid you not! Okay, macam makin lame aku ani. Ok I'll stop here. Hahaha. Later!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

huhu ur coursemates are so pathetic. leave early to prepare for valentines??

Jirin said...

hhhaaha yeah they said sthg abt catching a train and such and such. ALASAN hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Hehe~ I feel you Jirin...banar tu, time bediet ani ah...semua tah macam makanan usulnya...tepikir tah menu yang exotic segala...kepisan...ani pun menahan liur ku ni tais liur kan nasi katok! haha~ of all foods, nasi katok!

By the way, luan jua ustaz atu, makai cap pun kira mengikut westerner? jadi, cemanata mun silau? Inda tah dapat makai sunnies tu? kadang2 ah, ustaz yang berpikiran cemani ani yg salah ajaran...padahal there are more to Islam than that..

Ruzanna Abdullah said...

Hahah! when i'm hungry, ugg boots remind me of buttermilk buns! :p u're not alone...

maurina said...

ehhh bukannya apa tu leave early atu.. KAN BECUKUR BULU BAH. malam malam kan mau "get lucky".

anyway, as they say, valentines day is also called.... "singles awareness day" eheheheh.

Kitty said...

aii jirin, banar bah nya ustaz atu mun pakai cap pun bedusa? Atu teluan jua pro-religion. daras jua ihh...ishh...

Jirin said...

Ruzanna! hi!! hehe UGG BOOTS REMIND YOU OF BUTTERMILK BUNS!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

Hi Mau! hahhahahahahah labat banar kali bulu dorang ani? awu karas2 kali jua bah. tepaksa pakai heavy duty shaver hehehheehhehehe

Hi mal! awu yatah namanya melampau tu orang cematu atu! heheh

Mamalobengs said...

Eh Bua Ajah Mau.. gali ku ehh!!!becukur bulu ah!! *bekirik*

Senor Pablo said...

I still remember my Undergraduate days.. we used to trick our close friends by sending mysterious valentine cards with flowers. Kami tulis from the Mysterious Cleaning Lady. tukang cuci...dorm kami..hahahaa.. Akhir nya kedapatan aku makai lipstick kawan kami untuk menaruh cap lip arah kad atu..hahaa. that was fun and I still remember those funny moments. U dont want to know what my friends did in retaliation? They sent a card to my school from a Sperm bank to thank me for my 'donation'. Hahaa. Malu tarus d sekulah meliat surat atu.. The truth I got PUNKED too.hahaha

Anonymous said...

i think it's okay kalau kitani pakai cap pasal panas atau silau asalkan bukan untuk fashion or saja-saja kan berstyle and stuff.. it has something to do dengan cerita sejarah Islam dulu; that Syaitan or Iblis pernah menyamar sebagai manusia and tried to deceive Nabi Muhammad SAW (i think), and ia memakai topi time ia menyamar atu, yatah kitani inda di galakkan bertopi.. :)

i'm just sharing what i was being told uleh cigu ugama ku dulu, hehe. love your blog btw :D

war186 said...

Ai mati ku ko anieh haha. Sudah ku puas ketawa ku bacakan rah adiku, mamaku sama bfku. Ikut tah jua dorang ketawa. Suka kami bah hehe. ;) Atu cali barang pengliatan mu jadi makanan ah..ada2 saja bah. Ada lagi bunyinya tu! Jirin, Jirin!

xxxautopsy said...

HAHAHA!! JIRIN CALI!! hahahaha..kesian jua :( but yeah..uggs remind me of bread. nyahaha~

Jirin said...

Ka Naj!
Hahaha awu karau bah bulu nya. Hhahaha si mau tu punya idea!! hahahaa

Pablo!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA sperm bank?!!!!! pacah!!!!!

Anonymous,
Wow, thanks for sharing that. I had no idea! heheh thanks for dropping by the blog!

War,
hahahhahahaa mun banar macam makannan wah sulnya. paha ku sendiri lagi macam paha ayam pengliatan ku!!!!!

Lina,
hahahahha yeahhh now that ruzanna have said that, everything brown reminds me of buttermilk bunsss!! hahahaha