Friday, 25 January 2008

Kana pihit?

I am sure most of you have experienced 'kana pihit'. Aku malar pulang 'kana pihit'. I think it started during my late teenage years; zaman sekolah menengah. Now, here in the UK, kana pihit jua ku masih masa tidur. Geez, cut me some slack, please!

I have always wondered banar kah inda ni kana pihit. In our religion, we are taught to believe that there are other beings like Jins. So these jins lah yang memihit ketani? No? Possible. Makes sense.

However, there is a scientific explanation. Apparently, it is called 'sleep paralysis'. This, too, makes sense. Sleep paralysis is the feeling of not being able to speak and move any part of the body whilst asleep, or immediately upon waking up. It is often accompanied by "terrifying hallucinations". Sleep paralysis is the result of premature mind-body disconnection as one is about to enter into (or exit from) sleep.

An unhealthy diet and excessive stress may cause one to experience sleep paralysis. I read somewhere that if you want to overcome sleep paralysis, you should sleep regularly, have a healthy diet and have sex often.

Have sex often? I guess I won't be experiencing sleep paralysis when I get married then. Case closed. The solution is to get married soon. Haha. Joke.

I am only talking about this simply because I was just experiencing this sleep paralysis a few nights ago. It only occurred to me that I wanted to find out what it actually is. It can be either one. Something scientific? Something paranormal?

Aku pernah bangun tidur sekali realise ada bruise on my thigh. Nya orang kana cubit antu? Kiut jua antu nya ani. Cubit nya ganya? Kenapa inda cangak, tampar, sula? Garam ati nya kali meliat aku. Macam ketani wah, mun ketani meliat kanak-kanak lampuh, rasa kan di cubit muka durang kan? Kalau antu, lain sedikit. Durang garam ati meliat manusia lampuh. APAKAN!

Mudahan tah nada antu membaca blog ani. Mun ada, gerenti kana pihit and kana cubit ni karang! Kalau ada, this message is especially for you: Sorry yoh; sangal ku bah kau memihit ah. Kalau inda kau pihit, kau cubit. Cubatah kau mengurut badan. Kan bisai! Ada jua faedah nya kan? Inda jua abis usin ku mengupah Indon mengurut. Peace yoh!

*p/s: Mana ada antu. Ghosts don't exist.

(Type AFUNDI JIRIN dan hantarkan ke 32999. Haha, I am nominated to become the Brunei Students Union punya Information Secretary. Visit www.bsunion.org for more information.)

3 comments:

Senor Pablo said...

Wah! WAh! WAh! Suka cakap pasal S.E.X. APAKANZ? Sleep, Eat and Exercise bah!
hahahahaa. Cali post mu bah!. Can't help but laugh!!
Eh! ada antu modern blogging. They are called Ghost Writers..ahhahahaa
I know! Lame!!
Good luck for being office bearers for BSU. I vote for you.. buleeh!!

Jirin said...

heheh hi mr pablo.

awuuu.. exercise tah ku ni. sampai kurus tepacul jua segala tulang rusuk badan ku ani nanti. hahaha!

thanks for droppin by the blog mr pabs.

deejay hantu said...

hahaha.. mcm2 jua ah.. antu mengubit, antu memihit, antu memayuk.. semua tia bedasarkan prasangka negative.. cubtah ah.. make it friendlier theme (nama jua sama2 exist di dunia ani.. merapatkan silaturrahim tah baiknya)..macam antu sanyum, antu meng-hug, antu mengurut (anu stail indon yg be-bakat atu.. yg mirah2 badan ah)etc etc..