Monday, 10 December 2007

Work

My facebook status and MSN nick says it. But I guess it would make it more complete if I announce it here on blogger.


I am the world's biggest procrastinator. Seriously, there couldn't have been someone else much bigger of a procrastinator than I am. I AM TELLING YOU. I AM IT. Who do I blame? Of course there's always myself to blame. Facebook. Youtube. Blogger. Dapurku. Katilku. Laptopku.

And last but not least, S-E-T-A-N.

Setan, happy tah kau ni aku pagi-pagi buta membuat keraja ani? Happy? Your job is done, I am doing my work at the last minute. Agatah kau pesta kacau orang lain lagi.

Pecaya, tadi I planned to do work at 7.00pm; sekali when 7.00pm struck, I told myself, "Tidur ku dulu sekajap eh; dalam sejam kah dua jam; supaya fresh utak masa buat keraja karang." Supaya fresh otak konon. Tarang-tarang malas, kan tidur saja kerajanya. I frickin' napped anyway. My stupid bed had to be so comfortable at that time.

So I did work bit by bit. Sekali apa nah? Lapar tia parutku. Abis Maggi kari sebungkus. Special lagi tu. Time masa lapang; time nada kan dibuat; Maggi biasa ku masak. Time banyak keraja ani pulang telarah ku membuat Maggi special campur udang campur talur campur sayur campur serunding. It couldn't have gotten any more special. It was so nyaman, sayang ku mengabiskan; I told myself to eat it slowly. There, once again, eating slowly; equals less time to do work.

Cuba kamu liat ni, mengupdate blog tepulang keraja ku ah? Sigh! Kerja gila ni namanya.

To stop myself from checking out facebook and to stop chatting on MSN is easy. Tutup saja laptop. Umban arah dinding. Abis cerita. Pakal saja laptop ani inda murah. Mun seringgit dua ringgit ganya harganya bah; ku pihit-pihit sudah ni laptop ah, ku latuk pakai lasung; ku pacah-pacah; ku gigit-gigit; ku senapang. Astah, banar. Jangan ku dicabar. (Haha, laptop wah kan ku bawa kelayi!)

Hello everyone. Aku buat keraja dulu. Banar ni this time. BANAR. (Awu, banar eh, membuat keraja. Tapi mau lagi tu melimpang sambil buat keraja. Inda besukur wah setan ani.) Coffee tah makanan asasi ku ni within the next 24 hours.

Cut me some slack, please.

Auzhubillahiminashaitannirajim
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4 comments:

Madamoiselle ver.2 said...

Dearest Jirin,

Madamoiselle wanted to say:

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!

p/s: hantam saja tia sama setan setan mu...hehehe

Jirin said...

hey MM. haha awu mentel ku setan ah haha thanks for dropping by! =)

ROGUE ECONOMIST said...

Hahahahahaha
I KNOW! Jangan kan kamu, aku tua ani pun selalu tergoda oleh iblis. Masa time membuat keraja atu ah, semua siuk d liat, sibuk tah jua kan mengcompare2 harga barang especially ebay atu macam2 tia idea atu kan membali2, sibuk tia jua kan membid2. Dah atu busybody tia kan meliat gambar orang arah facebook/blog, macam indada hari lain.
Andangnya, bawa banyak2 selawat. Mudah2an iblis dan setan lari..

Jirin said...

hahahhaa really? hahahah awu sama tah ketani tuuu hehhee.

thanks ka. inda ku tepikir sal mendngr lagu2 nasyid! hehe it worked!