Tuesday, 1 January 2008

Two thousand eight

It's already 2008 in Brunei, but it's still 2007 here in the UK. Just a few minutes to go. Like everyone else is doing, let's make a little review of how my year has gone. To be honest, I don't know what I have achieved.

January. Hmm... on a second thought, let's not. I don't know. So let's talk about my new year's resolutions. I can't remember what my resolutions were last year. I don't think I made any. Aku rasa aku give up sudah kali about three or four years ago. Mun inda pandai tercapai. Jangantah. Tapi, this year, maybe, just maybe I can accomplish it. Keyword: Maybe. So, inda ku janji tu ah. Unless aku nazar, which I don't dare to. Bedusa ku karang.

(a) Okay, first thing's first; semoga badan sehat yakni kurus. Sehat bermaksud cukup segala vitamin dan segala komposisi makanan. Yakni kurus. Hahaha. To my defense, sajuk wah United Kingdom ani. Iatah kan dibawa jogging ni? Mun cuaca inda membari izin. Basar pun ati ku. Hahaha, alasan.

(b) Okay, another one would be to stop making excuses and to stop procrastinating. Berapa juta kali sudah aku mention yang aku ani procrastinator to the max. Enough said.

(c) Finally, and most importantly is to work on my faith.

Selina has tagged me. Eight random facts/habits about my self, the instructions had asked for. Okay, let's start.

1. I sing in the streets when I walk, while I have my earphones stuck i my ears. People always stare and give me that 'eh gila kali orang ani' look. But I don't care. It's my life, baby. Di sini pulang saja tu. Not in Brunei. Damit kali ah Brunei atu. Everyone knows everyone.

2. Kalau ada jerawat, aku suka picik. To picik jerawat is the bomb. Siuk kali ah. Tapi inda pulang ku suka bejerawat ani. Siapa jua suka. Gila tu namanya siapa suka kan bejerawat ah. Dulu time ku muda-muda, meriah kali ah muka ku punya jerawat; time high school. Nowadays ganya jarang. Time stress saja timbul. Jerawat ani senitip; inda boleh ditagur. Kalau kamu tagur 'eh bisai, batah sudah ku inda bejerawat'. BAM. Timbul jerawat esuknya. BAM. Timbul lagi sebuting. That's what you call cabul.

3. Aku suka latupkan tangan, kaki, tulang belakang, leher and semua lah yang dapat dilatupkan. It's a bad habit, I know. But like how some people say it, besigup atau inda besigup; mati jua akhirnya. Aku latupkan tangan kah, inda latupkan tangan kah, mati jua ku akhirnya. Kan? Haha, that's what you call jawapan bodoh.

4. Aku kalau tidur gundah. Jangan hairan kalau awal-awal aku tidur atas katil and sudah bangun tidur aku bawah katil.

5. I snore when I sleep. Basar kuruh ku yo. Liat badan. Besar badan, besarlah kuruh seseorang itu. Tapi jangan jua. Ada jua orang kurus karing kuruh nya labang membari ijap.

6. Aku suka tukar position bilik. Tukar Feng Shui; in the words of Lilian Too. I get bored easily. Iatah kalau tukar-tukar position bilik, that's okay; jangan saja tukar-tukar bini nanti sudah ku kawin. Nauzubillah. Haha.

7. I sleep with my phones in my hand. I am very attached to my phone. Kalau my phone tinggal di rumah, macam mati wah rasanya.

8. Lastly, I am loud. Haha, that may not be a random fact but hey, I can't really think of any. The only thing I can think right now of is the size of my parut, but hell no, I am not going to write here berapa inci basarnya parutku.

Happy New Year's. Sambut tahun baru masehi, menyambut jua. Jangan lupa tahun baru Hijrah; 1st Muharram will fall on January 9th, 2008. In about a week and a half, it will be 1429 Hijrah.

London has been a blast. I will post pictures once I balik Kent. I will leave this place on the 2nd. I will see you soon, Canterbruneians!

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