Tuesday, 27 November 2007

It's Official

Someone tagged me on my tag board to tell me that Hazirin does mean 'the loner'. But then I have a 'Khairul' before it, so maybe Khairul means something else that would give the whole name an opposite meaning. Haha. Denial-much.



Denial is not just a river. (Get it? The Nile? De-nial? Not just a river? Si Apip and Illah ni punya line! Hehe.)

I mentioned in my previous post that when I was younger, I used to think that people can get pregnant by just sleeping next to each other. I remember one time when I was staying over at my aunty's place when she asked me to sleep on her bed, next to her; I said something along the lines of "Eh karang pregnant kita."

Tekajut jua aunty ku mendangar tu? I was seven years old? Probably eight? Lucah jua kanak-kanak ani. Hahaha, of course I explained lah how I thought people can just become pregnant by sleeping next to each other. She told me, "Atu kalau laki-bini lai, kalau durang kawin, barutah boleh jadi pregnant."

Pecaya ku jua. Apa jua kanak-kanak umur lapan tahun. Apa jua tahuku. Setahu ku time atu filem Sembilu baru keluar pulang tu. Hahaha, atu random. That time as well, kes Antu Purdah hot kali ah seluruh Brunei!

Hantu Purdah; I can't believe aku pecaya dulu atu. Aku masa atu kanak-kanak, so reasonable lah. Yang membari hairannya, dang sanak ku yang tuha-tuha pun ikut pecaya ani wah. Membari watir! Abis semua orang takut. Ke Jerudong Park pun takut. Takut kana culik oleh Antu Purdah yang kana abarkan memakai kereta Kijang. Cali ah dulu atu?

The rumour was that this antu purdah kan, she was looking for young female teenagers to victimise. Ia mau darah durang. Supposedly, the darah of those young teenagers would make her beautiful, young and immortal. Antah nyamo. Layan saja tia. Whatever rocks her boat.

What else happened in the 1990s? The invasion of the Antu Purdah, the jerebu season, the Coxsackie virus outbreak.

I miss the 1990s!

Apa kabar nya antu purdah ah? Lawa kali sudah masa ani. Inda lagi ia beguna darah sunti anak dara. Malas tah ku kan ingau katanya. Baik ku botox saja katanya. Sanang. Jangan-jangan Anita Sarawak kali wah antu purdah atu. Hahaha!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha URBAN LEGEND - brunei style - inda ku pernah percaya barang mcm ani, ie, antu purdah, pengait, antu rohaya (?) ... alum lagi zaman mu kali tu jirin, late 70s or early 80s, konon antu c rohaya ani mengatuk pintu rumah org di bunut minta susu untuk anak nya, bila di liat, anak nya ani batu nisan, yikes!. Tapi perasan ku dulu bersekolah jua ku di spi bunut atu, seorang pun ku tanya inda mengakun rumah dorang! yang kes pengait lagi tah ... ceritanya taun2, perasan ku udah 21 century ani baru beranti. mun inda mesti2 tu, tiap2 taun keluar cerita atu ... KESIAN JUA ORG BERKERITA KIJANG ani. jadi mangsa finah saja ... hahaha

hdm said...

BTW ... berani u mengucap anita sarawak antu purdah ... ia atu lawa, muka nya tegang walaupun udah ampir 60 tahun ... pasal ........ HATI SELALU IKHLAS, SELALU MENGAMBIL AIR SEMBAHYANG (berwudhu), poooorah, nini ku lagi tah sembahyang inda pernah tinggal, BERKERADUT jua. And berani ku bertaruh, nini ku lagi tah ikhlas dalam segala hal kali dari c anita sarawak atu. Defensive banar jua aku ah.

D said...

Isk isk isk. Hantu purdah. Muslim ghost banaaaa.. hahaha.. Hantu Purdah=Pontianak bertudung. Pakai kereta kijang lagi tu eh hahaha.. chali2.

I miss the 90s too.

Ruzanna Abdullah said...

PACAH WAH POST NYA AH! LMAO

Jirin said...

Anonymous,
Haha! Hantu rohaya atu inda ku ampit tu. Pengait atu merasai ku tu. Hehe joyah langoi, merasai ku tu. Iatah kesian orang bekerita kijang kana sangka pengait!

Hdm,
Haha awu lawa ah Anita Sarawak atu. iatah nyangku datu niniku lagi bekeradut. Wali Songo lagi bekeradut. Ani tah kan kedia. Hehe! Lurus tu, sama tah cara tani bepikir atu hehehe!

D,
Yeah, I misss the 1990s!

Ruzanna,
Haha bila ke Canterbury!!!