Monday, 29 October 2007

Tujuh perkara

Thanks to Pablo for tagging me. So here's an update. Ia cakap kalau inda di balas, inda sporting. So I might as well do this tagging thing. Karang ilang reputation ku. HAHA! Just kidding!

It requires me to share seven random facts and/or travel and/or life experiences. As if I haven't shared enough kan? I am going to try to think of some stuff that I have never mentioned in this blog. Apa ah? I am only 20, so life experience would only mean childhood experience. I'll try to include all three lah; random facts, travel and life experiences.

1. When I was around the age of 10, I had permanent teeth which grew behind my milk teeth; my gigi dapan lagi tu. It was weird, it looked weird. They did not look like normal inscisor teeth. They looked like extra Dracula teeth being placed right behind my two front incisors. If my milk teeth patah, they would look weird. Even if they installed braces, it wouldn't look normal. I would look like a monster lah pokoknya ah. So the dentist took out my weird permanent teeth. Until now my dua gigi dapan is still milk teeth. I don't even know how that is possible, whatever the dentist did to it or anything, but as far as I know, dua gigi dapan ku masih gigi susu. That is why I have small teeth. Possible kah?

2. My family once lost me at an arcade in Blackpool. By "lost", I mean that they actually left me at first and sudah durang jauh barutah durang sadar aku nada. I think I was three years old. They let me play arah the arcade. The chair was too big for a three year old boy, so they couldn't see me from the back of the chair. From what I remember, an African British woman found me. She found me crying. So ia kipak aku and tried to calm me down. A couple hours later ada tia my family. You can imagine my family belusir dari jauh macam dalam movie Hindustan slow motion towards ku. Imagine if that woman never returned me to my family! What if that woman jadikan aku anak angkat nya! How different would my life be? Gangster gagak yo!

3. I prefer to use the broom than to use a vacuum machine. I guess it works as a therapy. Why aku suka menyapu? Pasal when you vacuum you don't get to see what you're vacuuming. When you sweep with a broom, you get to see how much you have swept. It gives me a certain kind of satisfaction. Plus, if you, by any chance, ter-vacuum something valuable, cubatah, kurik ia oleh kamu. Random facts kan? If talking about a broom isn't random then I don't know what is. Hehe.

4. Aku pernah bisnes jual CD Akademi Fantasia arah kadai runcit sebalah rumah niniku. Haha, laku yo! Antah season berapa kah tu, inda ku ingat. It was the Indian behind the counter punya idea.

Him: Kawan. Kita pandai buat itu CD kah?
Me: CD apa lagi ni? Galak bunyinya ni kau ani.
Him: Bukan CD itu lah! Itu CD lagu bah.
Me: Awu pandai. Kenapa? Mun kau minta lagu hindi, inda ku ada wang.
Him: Ada orang suruh saya jual CD itu Akademi Fantasia.
Me: Ah bah bah. Isuk ku mengantar.

Tarus ku belusir ke kadai komunis membali CD kusung. Apa jua 50 sen sekaping. Ku jual lima ringgit, untung sudah ampat ringgit setangah tu bui!

Sekali nyanyat si kawan ah. Suruhnya ku membuat CD lagu artis itu artis ini lagi. Pikirnya aku ani anak-kemanakan si komunis kali. Malas ku melayan. Buang masa ku saja. Banyak lagi homework kan ku buat wang.

5. I mentioned this before sudah: aku pernah patah kaki masa umur ku 3 tahun. My family and I were at our grand's place. It was late at night and I was feeling really cranky. Kan balik ku bah, kan menyusu! My mother was talking on the phone that time. I told her aku mau balik awal ani jua. Tapi inda ku kana layan. So I threatened to jump from a sofa chair. Ku kira satu... dua... tiga... masih jua inda kana layan. Melumpat tah ku. Sekali... kana antar wah arah emergency tarus. Kana simin wah kaki inda pedah-pedah. Melumpat lagi, melumpat! Gauk wah aku dulu atu. Perasan kuat macam si Badang. Hahaha.

6. I once didn't sleep for three whole days. Yupe. Three whole days. 72 effin' hours. I had coffee and red bull to keep me awake. I had so much coffee sampai bekamih pun bebau coffee ani wah. It was time kan ampir deadline project. There was one point where everything I saw started to become dark. But sekajap saja. Macam kan pengsan lah rasanya at one point. Then sudah ku siap mengantar keraja, atu nyaman tidur ku. Pecaya, lapas dua minggu baru ku bangun. Abis segala sumit sama janggut tumbuh tebiar inda becukur. Macam si Tom Hanks arah Castaway. Ingat kamu? APAKAN!! Membual.

7. Inda lagi ku tepikir kan apa-apa. So random fact lah saja ah? Aku suka makan tahai karing. Makan sama sos cili. Nyaman. Karup-karup macam kerupuk. Pakal saja sini ani payah kan belurih tahai. Isuk lusa tah mun ku desperate ada ku menjamur ikan salmon diatas atap. Haha. Kan menajamur lauk kunun. Baju lagi inda mau karing di luar atu. Sia-sia pun.

Pasal gigi, pasal penyapu, pasal kaki, pasal ilang, pasal bisnes CD, pasal inda cukup tidur, pasal tahai. That's seven already. Gila. Payah ku memarah utak memikirkan tu. Haha.

I am tagging Adib @ adibhashim.blogspot.com. Adib, seven random facts and/or life and/or travel experiences!

I'm getting tired. I'm going to sleep now. Assalamualaikum.

6 comments:

Mrs Ballack said...

O.M.G. Aku pun pernah hilang!! Haha. When I was in KL. Di Subang Parade I think. Or somewhere else. I was looking for my Mom and no one was looking after me and I got lost! But I didn't mind because this couple saw me and talked to me and said I was cute. HAHA.

Lina.

Juan Pablo said...

Jirin.. thanks for being a great Sport, mate!! Really enjoy reading it. hahaa. cali.
No.3 tells me your enjoy therapy and have your way in dealing with life challenges. Admirable!
No.4 shows the business /CEO side which we have not seen.
Sorry if I sound like a psychic..hahahaa

D said...

My tummy hurts from laughing too much. Dayem!

Anonymous said...

hahaha calie eh. U should post more often, like twice a day!!.. Btw, so that u dun feel weird, I too still have my milk teeth, well jus the incisor part la.

ROGUE ECONOMIST said...

Hahaha..hilang stress kau ani! Btw, is it really true you sold AF CDs?!

Jirin said...

Lyne, hahaha awu imagine kalau ilang n inda balik! hahha mann..

pablo,
hahahahah ceo?? hahhaha but yes thanks pablo for tagging me, i had fun writing them.

d,
thanks for dropping by!

anonymous,
update twice a day?? hahahah payah tu eh!!

rogue economist,
hahah hi ka. awu i swear i did!!