Friday, 28 September 2007

Puasa?

It’s limpas sudah 15 hari we all have been fasting. I was browsing through my tagboard and someone asked me to share my puasa stories. Well, I’ve got some.

There’s that Mee Cacing incident.

Apa lagi ah?

I am not going to lie to you, or to any of my aunties and uncles (if you happen to read this), but, when I was younger, I used to go to the bath room and drink tap water masa puasa. But then again, that was time aku belum baligh. Time aku belum tahu apa yang baik dan apa yang buruk. Tapi I wonder why aku inda pernah kedapatan? I mean orang puasa mana jua kan bekamih ke jamban 20 kali sehari?

If not the bath room, it’s the kedai runcit next door. “Nini, aku ke sebalah sekajap ah? Kan membali exercise book ku dulu.”

Nyaman exercise book ah. Karup-karup macam kerupuk ubi. I think I remember the Indian at the runcit shop once menagur. Hey, tidak puasa kah? Cilaka.

Padantah inda berkat ah? Padantah tulah. Kana bagi cacing dalam mee goreng. Now I see why. So lesson learnt; jangan ponteng puasa.

I clearly am not showing a good example here, I know. So whenver your kids or your small cousins malar ke jamban or ke kadai runcit, please follow them. Please make sure yang durang banar-banar bekamih; and banar-banar membali exercise book. Kids can be really mischievous berabis.

When I was younger, everytime after sembahyang jemaah di rumah nini, I would do anything to skip the wirid part. So I would say, “Eh sakit parut ku, kan beria ku.” So, now, whenever my small cousins do that, I know what they’re thinking. Been there, done that. So I would payuk them and make them stay until the wirid finishes.

See. You realise how important experience is?

By the way, membari dangki ku meliat some people mem-post sungkai pictures di Brunei atu. Sasak ku meliat. Inda jua payah kan di kambangkan kali ah. Hahaha mental. Kes sasak inda makan makanan Brunei. Boo!

I will upload some pictures soon. I haven’t been posting pictures on this blog, starting to look very very dull.

I’m out.

5 comments:

Madamoiselle ver.2 said...

hahaha!!

ooh yeah, jirin, i've just remembered that mee cacing story of yours...kekeke eeuuwh!! karup karup nyanta..hahaha..everytime i told that story to my frens all of 'em definitely berkirik..haha suka ku eh.

boy! weren't you a naughty lil'boy dulu2 atu... steady!! I used to sneak to the refrigerator saja. Kan minum air dijamban berpikir ku lagi tu..hehehe nasib rah paip jgn sja rah lain hahaa!! oops sorry!

Btw, bnyk sudah gambar tongkeng salai 2 rah our local photoblogs ah..no need to google..we have local style pic udah hehe... ;p

Juan Pablo said...

Jirin. welcome back! heee.. Selamat berpuasa to you. haha. thanks for your comments. Siap kau vote lai? hahaa. kempen masa ani. takut karang ada mamalobengs mengkempen untuk anak buah nya.hahaaa
Kami masa ani damam kempen.

Cali Post mu ah..I salute u kerana kebenaran..hahaa

Jirin said...

Awu berabis ku mem-vote! anddd awuu ada mamalobs menyuruh aku memvote jua. i told her i've been voting you and syaz but she told me to vote syaz more. kes bias ah! haha since ia catu i'll vote you more, ia bias kan saudaranya, aku bias arah saudaraku lah jua, which is you heheh

good luck mr pabs!

Jirin said...

madamoiselle!

hey hahaha awu aku gauk masa damit. time bsar ani tah ganya kan bisai ulah ku (haha perasan!)

kalau bukan dari paip dari mana do you mean?????????????? ;p

belanja ku tongkeng!

Madamoiselle ver.2 said...

lerr....kalau bukan dari paip, mana lagi kalau bukan dari "perigi" jamban bah wahahaha...ada paham kah??

bah ok tu aku lanjai tongkeng, fav.kali ah...bah cana ngantar? aku balikan rah pasar malam and send DHL rah mu.mun baik nasibmu nda bangas tu kekekeke...i like!! :p