Friday, 17 August 2007

Brunei manyak siuk

Someone seems to think that I can't use the big roundabout in Kiulap. As I was driving her, she was in doubt whether we should go to Kiulap or not, and then when I asked why, she told me she was worried about me messing up at the damn roundabout. I have used it like a gazillion times kali sudah ah, makan tidur mandi guring limpang pun ku sudah di sana atu.

So as I was approaching the roundabout, I couldn't help but notice how many 'Rumah Kedai' they have in Kiulap. The next thing you know, there's a rumah kedai in the middle of the roundabout. By the year 2010, semua orang di Brunei ani jua tedapat rumah kedai ni. Each and every 350,000 of us. It's not a problem to me, it's just that it all looks so similar sampai aku pun confused di mana aku sebenarnya, like, di mana kan ni? Kiulap kah Kiarong? Haha Tutong rupanya!

Geez, style lama kali ah rumah kedai ani. I don't know, why the rumah kedai building style seems to be a favourite among the building owners. I guess it's their solution to everything. Putus cinta; buat rumah kedai. Abis baras; buat rumah kedai. Dapat cucu; buat rumah kedai. MUAK! MUAK!

Yang aku mental ani kenapa? Haha! Apa lagi yang cliche di Brunei ani?

Antah, inda ku tepikir. Haha. Biasalah, when aku inda tepikir apa-apa... Funny story time.

One time, I was browsing through kain cara melayu at Nazmi kali tu. As I was browsing through the different colours, there was a middle-aged malay woman looking all moody. I assume she was with her daughter because the little girl called her babu. That's when the little girl said to the mother, "Bu, lawa jua ni bu, sttttyyle kali ah!"

With maximum bitterness, the mother then replied, "Setail kah dua tail kah, inda jua bapamu beguna kan aku!" Hahaha atu bitter! Sorry Bu Ajah eh, aku atu lurus kedengaran.

Kalau kamu inda paham, try this next one.

I was watching Brunei Siok. You know how the host always goes to random people right? And selalunya time ada celebration atau perayaan. One time, it was some sort of hari keluarga. So the host went up to this old man and asked him a question, "Assalamualaikum Pa Aji. Apa PANDANGAN kita tentang hari keluarga hari ani?"

Apanya Pa Aji ah?

He lowered down his spectacles and said, "Sebenarnya kabur pandangan ku ani, inda ku berapa meliat lai eh."

LOL! He was not joking! I think the old man is hilarious. I wish I can show it to you guys, but too bad no one has posted it on to youtube yet.

BRUNEI ANI SIOK BERABIS. Cali-cali orang tua nya. Ada yang bimbo. Ada yang mental di kadai kain. Tsk tsk tsk.

Later!

10 comments:

baz said...

lololololololol..............

Anonymous said...

aku kn cuba sekali membaca post2 mu ani nda ketawa wah... not even senyum... nda ku dapat!!!

fazzuri said...

hahahahaha

cells said...

Ure sooo mental and full of drama jirin...yet entertaining :)

Jirin said...

anonymous,
hahah indakan!!!

ka cell,
me dramatic? No! hahhaa

Anonymous2 said...

da lagi this Brunei Siok episode where the host tanya this old man: 'Apa jenama kacamata kita ani Pa Aji?'

Sekali dgn bangga nya ia menjawab, (siok kali ah masuk tv!!): 'Marsal bin Hj. Tasim*'

*Bukan nama sebenar. Inda ku ingat jua namanya.

Anyways just wanted to share that with you. Inda plg cali cara ku becerita atu, not like u hehe... tapi mcm kesian jua, inda berapa mendgr kali...

Anonymous said...

hilarious! bukan gnya org tua2nya cali. you are one funny person from the posts. i meant, u never miss a joke in any post right, right. SIUK BLOG MU ANIIIII!

Lina said...

LOL!

Btw Jirin, you go to Kent right? Could you tell me what it's like to be there, like living expenses and stuff? I might be going there, I think.

Cheers!

Ridha Al-Walidaini said...

Manis wah ko ah....mau tah jua tu ke Nazmi....jgn lupa bawa c jul mata-mata menapus mua mu tarus...takut ko rakat di kadai Nazmi n tarus minta tandai..takut sasat di celah-celah bidang kain ah...

Fulioped said...

Haiyoo... I was reading the post in class... and man... ketawa ku berabis sampai sakit perut kuu. Hahaha.