Saturday, 4 August 2007

Mister Sneezalot

Kamu.. Aku damam. Jahat bah aku ani, ada saja kan ku ucap. I think aku tulah.

Hello everyone. How is everyone doing?

You know, I sneeze like hell. I sneeze like there's no tomorrow. Mun membagi kurus berasin ani, baik! Some people actually like sneezing. I do like to sneeze but then I sneeze more than 20 times a day, so aku sangal kan berasin. It is becoming annoying actually. Kan menangis saja inda bah rasanya. Whenever I sneeze, my eyes start to become really itchy and watery. My nose becomes watery and then selesma. It would go after a few hours, but then it comes again the day after. It has been a daily cycle ever since I got back from UK. I cannot sleep with the air-con on because it will just worsen it. I have this.

It is worse after everytime I trim my nose hair, I would sneeze everytime I breathe, gali rasanya. Jangan kamu gali ah aku cakap pasal cukur bulu idung ani, manusia mana inda cukur bulu idung ah. Baik di tocang, simpan panjang-panjang sampai ke parut. Lumrah hidup kali ah cukur mencukur ani. Sana bebulu, sini bebulu. Apa boleh buat! Mun bulu ani bulih dijadikan usin, KAYA!

I haven't seen a doctor because the last time I went, the doctor said it's nothing. Katanya mun gatal jangan digaru. Banyak kan minum aying suam. Padahal banyak sudah ku minum air suam, sampai kan muntah saja inda. Cemana tah jua inda kan di garu mun gatal. Ku minta ubat, inda ia mau membagi. Iatah aku jara atu.

One time, my nini asked me to buy her piasau yang bergarut di atas pasar gadong. Sampai saja ku di atas, I sneezed so loud I could hear my sneeze echoing the whole pasar. The next thing I knew a woman (who was using the piasau machine at that time) shouted at me, "Baik jua inda ku tegarut tangan ku wang!" Rupanya ia tekajut! Lesson learnt: NEVER sneeze di Pasar Gadong. Speak of saving lives!


Offensive!

I don't feel too well to continue. I have a bucket of air suam to finish. Have a good weekend everybody!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

hehehehe ketawa ku out loud membaca topic mu ani eh.. pasal penggarut piasau tekajut ah... imagin ku a women dgn mua2 kajut nya..

hahaha .. cali eh

fazzuri said...

haha ure funny! only came across ur blog today!!

get well soon n keep the blogs coming!

Juan Pablo said...

hahaaa.a Happy birthday boy... sakit perut membaca amaran mu atu.. banar pulang.. tapi nda ku pernah meliat d pasar gadong. adakan??

BTW, I guess u have allergy rhinititis.. just like me. Possible pollen, dust, perfume.. check what's ur allergy.. best to seek ENT specialist. My only medicine is antihistamine. Will make u drowsy. so check the label.hahaaa

Maurina said...

sounds like you are allergic to the dust in the aircond. cuba cuci the aircond filter. antihistamines only calm down yor allergies, eradicating the source can stop the allergic reaction totally. :)

War186 said...

Hope you feel better soon. Anyway...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIRIN!
You have a great birthday weekend yeah hehe.. :D

Jirin said...

Anonymous,
Awu aku pun ketawa meliat bini-bini tu atu tekajut at the same time i felt bad jua, hahaha!

Fazurri,
thanks for dropping by! =)

Pablo,
Awu ada di pasar arah section menggarut piasau. ahahah nada deh. eksen ku. yeah, i guess i will see an ENT specialist soon. thanks pablo!

Mau,
thanks! will clean the air cond berabis ni lapas ani. thanks yeah?

War,
thanks! thanks for the bday wish!!! =)))

Kaka Nudge said...

Dui lillahh, kesian ku menadangar eh! Mun alum bejumpa doktor maritah aku menawari sama aing piasauu... hahahhaha!!! and HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY laiii!!

softeyes said...

Becali...anyways, Happy Belated Birthday, bro and Get well soon.

Jirin said...

Ka Nudge,
Thanks for the offer but lambat kita atu kan menawari aku aing piasau ah, sudah ku minta tawari aying arah salamat munap. haha thankssss ka!!!!!

softeyes,
thanks! yes getting well already! hehe thanks!

Anonymous said...

hahhaha.... nah gali tah ku mbali piasau di pasar atu... bepalantingan tia kali ingus ko berasin ah... hahahhaha....

mun kan baik berasin cuatah kau aga arah orang menyalai ah... asapi mua ah... banar... aku sudah mencuba... jangan jua kau sampai pingsan bah... nda ku tanggung... hahahhaha

Ridha Al-Walidaini said...

Minta tawari arah C jul d mata-mata ah, ku dangar hayam batuk selesma lagi baik ulih nya tarus nda pandai berkokok...pandai menyalak ganya udah...pun kan minta mandihi gtau saja c jul atu..bawa saja 2-3 botol coca cola..ia mandihi kai coca cola dah tu...standard sikit..biar rakat....Get well soon bro....

Dalila said...

Hahah. Sama tah tani tu. Melabang lagi jenis nya sneezing ani. Hahah. Kepisan. Yang bulih keluar segala jiwa raga. Haha. Menangis ku jadinya tu kalau slesma teruk cematu ah.

Jangan ditalan bah ingus ah. Buang buang. Hahahaha.

Baik jua inda ku tegarut tangan ku wang jirin eh. Hahah.

Happy belated eh! :P

Jirin said...

Anonymous,
Haha inda jua kan luan sampai beterabangan ingus kali ah! Huhuhuh. bah nanti tah mencuba

ridha,
haha awu bagus tu si jul atu. ia nyuruh bwa coca-cola ukannya untuk mandi tu, untuk ya minum sebenarnya haha. thanks man.

dalila,
haha hi5! awu abis orang takut belusiran bah klw aku berasin, macam temparik. thanks for the brithday wish!