Monday, 30 July 2007

Ampat Ratus Paun Worth Of Shit

We Bruneians exercise not to elongate our living span, but only to have an excuse of eating more! You have to agree with me, seriously. Even if you do exercise kononya untuk badan sihat, subconsciously kamu aga jua tu kadai makan ah lapas exercise. Mun banar, gigit saja bibir atu. I FEEL YOU! Sama tah kitani tu. Gip me 5!

I went to play badminton and squash the other day. Siuk lah, sana keluar paluh, sini keluar paluh; suak-suak bah paluh ah, cam paip. Eh kurus ni kurus nyangku. Kurusss kurus. Kurus palat! Barigali. Perasan. Mun malar banar jua ah, ani mun sekali dua jangan tah kan harap Jirin Jirin. Anyway, sekali lapas exercise atu minta bawa lagi makan tu. Abis. Inda paidah paluh keluar. I can almost hear my body cry mengapa kau inda peratian makan saja keraja mu ani kan Jirin? Dui malaiku. Malas ku inggut. Beladar pun beladar lah. Kurus sedikit pun inda jua kana gunai, haha. Macam orang depression saja bunyi ku ah, pakai food untuk therapy. Haha, no lah. *Dials 2226111*

By the way, my friend Rozaidah, is currently producing/hosting a radio show on 92.3FM, that's Nasional FM. Here's the promo. Credits to Reza.


Kafe923 @ National FM 92.3 FM
Sundays 9PM-12PM

Apa yang kan ku ceritakan ani sebenarnya
, I have gained at least half of the weight that I have lost. Kan rasa kan bunuh diri pulang kadang-kadang. Tapi kan asal saja ku kan bunuh diri atu lapar tah ku nah. Procrastinating bah. Just kidding. Abis, odah ya, kana contact ku ni oleh Pusat Pembetulan Akidah, konpom. Rehab, macam Dang Lohan. Eksen ku tu ah. Sadar ku kali ah orang buduh ganya kan bunuh diri ani. Mun kamu kan meliat cemana usul ku dulu dan sekarang, sila tengok paparan di bawah!

Iatah kamu inda pecaya!
Abis tebabar segala muha.

Inda ku ingau sebenarnya, karang balik ke UK, sama jua nya back to makanan penjara. Jadi anak Africa ni ku lagi sekali, kurus karing sampai kana aga langau masa tidur. Mannn ingat pulang ku time kapih!! So not looking forward! (Linked to a post masa aku kapih berabis, click.) Man, I hope elaun kami naik. Bukan nya aku inda besukur, besukur ku berabis. Tapi mahal wah tampat ku atu. Other people at other parts of UK only get to pay electricity, water and gas bills. But I have to deal with sewage bills, and it is the most expensive one. Awuu! Beria pun bebayar! Iatah luan tamak bah durang ani. I called the sewage company a few days ago and apparently the latest bill is 400 pounds. Iatah kan di bayar tu. AMPAT RATUS PAUN WORTH OF SHIT! Gila, kekajutan jua ku lapas ku menelipun atu. Kebeliangan. Sajuk badan ku tarus. Kana tawari aying jua ku tarus. Mun kamu meliat aku time atu rawan hati kamu tarus tu. Banar!!

(Luan kan luan? Hehe!)

Salam!

7 comments:

Be'ah said...

jirin, ur face does not look that tebabar. and anyhow, u only gained half of what u lost. so when we balik nanti,u lose again, then balik summer gain half of wat u lose.. kira makin kurus jua kau masih kan? think positive babe. and no, that exercise heory of urs, yg lapas bepaluh kan mkn tarus ah. not true kalau u regularly exercise.

its ad plg, u knw how i use to gila kan chocolate? sejak ku ke gym mcm turn off ku kan chocolate. ditto to cheese. so i guess regular exercise makes ur tastebuds cooperate somehow, telling u this food is fattening hahaha.

btw, kau main badminton atu dgn durang selah kah?

Ridha Al-Walidaini said...

Hahaha...funny bro....British....u noe dem well...usin tah ganya tau nya....baik udah tu...aku terkana membayar to unlock my uk fon....suruh nya bayar abiskan setahun bill...talur jua...

softeyes said...

Assalamualaikum...

Jirin, jirin...only you can me me laugh this laugh..LOL!my msn nick pm..only jirin can..naah bulieh kah tu..hehe atu bah that kafe923 ah ..seriously ada kah?

Jirin, about exercising and dieting..why dont u try to makan less carb..kurangkan nasi,minum air putih before makan or makan soup kah dulu then nasi semangkuk kecil saja sukatanya.

after badminton or exersice, lapar plg banar but SAY NO to your friends kalau drg kan membawa makan..hehe. kidding.

makan saja tah bah as long as u dont over do it.apa-apa ani sadang2, inda ja? OR makan sebelum lapar, beranti before you kanyang...sayang jua u ada di brunei ani balik UK krg menyasal.

:P...keep psoting.k..CHEERIOS

Ka Nudge said...

Btw, for your info.. Dang Lohan atu dangan sanak kitani tu.. balah EMERIKA.. kira pupu lapan puluh kali!! Tau kau masa ani ia betapuk rumah ku.. jan ingar ah!!

Anonymous said...

Minta tawari air arah tangah nya julfadili dari mata2 ah....dukun tu ia ah

Jirin said...

Rabz, haha you know how I always always always exaggerate right? Heheh. No I played badminton with my sister and my father the other day atu, I havnet played with the guys yet.

ridha,
hey bro. ohh haha iakah? awu biasa lah drg ani, tamak nya betakang. hahaha, but apa boleh buat kan.. sabar saja hehehe

softeyes,
wa'alaikumsalam! hehe thanks for the tips! yes, KAFE923 is a real thing. hehehe do tune in!

ka nudge,
awu iatah nyangku andang anak kemanakan kitani bah tu dang lohan ah, ganya ia ketulahan banyak freckles nya. kirim salam eh dang lohan ah ia betapuk rumah kita ah. hehe!

anonymous,
ahahahahah awu nanti tah minta tawari aying.ahhaha dukun kg mata-mata si jul tah tu panya sudah. heheh

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