Friday, 22 June 2007

Anda lapar?

Being back in Brunei equals weight gain; equals unnecessary meals; equals unnecessary visits to restaurants. Oh man, I have been eating out a lot lately. I have been eating a lot, period. Stress parutku memikirkan! Mulutku melayan pulang, tapi parut ku bah kepisan, bloated saja. Kalau ia bemulut bah, bekelayi kali dangan mulut ku ah. Hoii orang atas. Bek adang! Inda ku sanggup!

But hey, seriously! To eat out is a Bruneian culture really. I think a typical happy family would eat out AT LEAST once a week; probably on a Sunday at CA Mohamed. Do you realise how rich CA Mohamed us people has gotten him? Man, CA, you should host a free Mee Mamak day one day as a thank you to all the loyal Bruneians who have been consuming your Mee Mamak for the past two decades!

Another one. The last time I was here, which was last year, it was Nasi Katok mania. People went kerrrraaaaaayzzzzieee over Nasi Katok. I can safely say that the whole of Brunei were breathing in Nasi Katok at that time. Macam dadah bah Nasi Katok ah. *BEDADAH BAH BEDADAH!* Nasi Katok macam-macam Nasi Katok nya! Nasi Katok Big tia... Nasi Katok 3 Rasa tia... Nasi Katok 3 in 1 tia... Nasi Katok Yassin tia... Nasi Katok Panas 24 Jam tia... Nasi Katok Mama tia... Nasi Katok this! Nasi Katok that! Antam!

Adakah Nasi Katok panas 24 jam! Possible kah tu? Possible pulang kali, kalau dengan harga seringgit atu tarus dibagi tambak memasak! Mun cematu baiktah abiskita membali tu eh. Siapa inda mau tambak free! I don't remember where this is but I remember seeing it somewhere along the streets of a certain kampong.

Menapau. Budaya yang tidak asing lagi. Manapau. Kanyang sudah, menapau lagi. Whenever you are at a function, you would guess that the doa penutup majlis would be last thing to expect in a function, but no. Sesi tapau-menapau is in session! MINTA KUNTINA! PLASTIC KUSUNG! MARI-MARI! Haha apakan aku ah. Macam salah. Supaya inda membazir bah ah. Panjang jua amal jariah si penganjur.

Actually kalau ku layan, panjang banar ni this entry. Aku pun muak sudah memikirkan. Kan tejeluak saja inda. Haha.

Bah babung nya, mulih ku dulu.

Apakan.

6 comments:

Mamalobengs said...

Mun ganya tambak lai alum ku menerima tu...tu nah TONG GASSS ah yang ku idam2 kan.. update ku dimana nai katok free gift nya TONG GAS ah.. jan lupa babungku!! huhuuh

izz. said...

hahahahahahahhahaha Jirin...notice jua kau org menapau ani..hahahahahahahahahaha

Jirin said...

Hahaha mun miatu baik tah kitani membuka garai nasi katok tong gas! heheh gerenti laku ka!

awu siapa jua ina notis fenomena tapau-menapau atu hahhaa

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Ka Nudge said...

Boh Jirin RODRIGO ah.. cakap anu macam UGLY BETTY atu kali.. Bah wang, COMOSTAS DIAS, Makanasss nassiis katokksas!! aaaapakan!! haahha

Jirin said...

hahahahhaaha macam tagalog ada jua bunyinya kita ah hehehehe! spam tu ka, bot's comment. bekarih ku translate arah google, apparently it's some kind of ad.. mempromosikan personalised tshirts or sthg like that