Saturday, 28 April 2007

Gempa Bumi

EARTHQUAKE IN KENT! Oh my, baik jua kami semua okay! The earthquake was England's biggest since 2002, shaking parts of Kent; especially Folkestone and Dover. In Canterbury, it was minimal, Erman thought it was the washing machine. Anisah and Jem thought it was the exorcist rocking their beds. Boleh lagi. Siapa inda berakal membuka vibrator atu kan? Hahaha.

It was part of Ann Summer project rupanya, to promote durang punya vibrators. "Our sex toys will rock your world; for an earth shattering orgasm."

Kurang ajar punya Ann Summers. Seluruh Kent begagar oleh nya.

Astaghfirallahalazim.

Sebenarnya aku inda sadar ada earthquake. Me and Rez nyaman tidur. Si Melo pun nyaman tidur. Then when I mentioned it to Erman, "AHHH? Earthquake rupanya tu??" Kaka Nadz called me up at around 9 to tell me about it, Muni called a little later to tell me about it jua.

Berijap jua ah sebenarnya. Alhamdulillah di Canbterbury inda teruk. In nearby places like Dover and Folkestone, abis chimney bepacahan, dinding beguguran.

These past few days, I have been complaining about the noisy seagulls. Banar. Ya Allah. Membari kan menyembalih bah Seagullsnya, pagi-pagi sudah abis berteriakan. But apparently andang binatang-binatang dapat dengar vibrationnya kan. Mesti ketani dangar jua cakap burung karang ani. Banar.

Inda orang BSU telipun any of us here in Kent kah? Inda durang ingau kan kitani kah? Cubatah durang telipun ah, tanya kabar kah. Dapat jua ku komplen bila kan naik-naiknya elaun ani, sampai kurus ku menunggu elaun nya ani kan naik. Mati kelaparan saja inda bah ni. BELANGAU!

Berinut ku dulu. Karang lagi.

2 comments:

jIM said...

what the heck!??! earthquake in kent? must be those damn albanians getting off from the ferry! hope ure ok jirin! glad it didnt happen when i was there!

Jirin said...

yeah it;s nothing really. hehehe we're all fine. heheheheh