Saturday, 14 April 2007

Customer service

I was watching Little Britain with the others the other night. Bari gali! But I find some parts of it pretty hilarious. The one I really like is this one.

You know, this is true. Customer service aren't always great. Especially in government places in Brunei, like tampat membuat IC, post office, or tampat membayar bil. They can be the rudest people ever. These people makan gaji bah.

My point may not be clear, but let me explain with these situations.

Counter lady yang kurang ajar
Me: Assalamualaikum.
Counter lady: ah? apa?
Me: Bulih betanya?
Counter lady: ah?
Me: Berapa kita charge tu mun kan membuat IC baru, mun ilang?
Counter lady: Kalau ilang $50, kalau rusak, free. Suzy! Di mana lunch karang?

- Eh, alum lagi abis soalan ku, eh Suzy di mana lunch karang tia nya?

Operator lady spelling pun inda pandai
Me: Berapa numbur telipun Concept Computers?
Operator lady: Sekajap.
Me: Da di du da di du.. bunga-bunga cinta... layu di pusara~ (Kana play kan music bah, batah!)
Me: Menghitung hari... detik demi detik... (Awu, sampai tukar lagu!)
Operator lady: Eh cemana kan spelling nya?
Me: C-O-N-C-E-P-T C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R-S.
Operator lady: Ah! Concept ja! Bah. Sekajap.
*Lagu Sharifah Aini tia*
Operator lady: 2448102
Me: 244 apa?
Operator lady: 2448102
Me: 24481?
Operator lady: *sigh* 2 4 4 8 1 0 2!
Me: Bah terima kasih dang!

- Mental ia aku inda kedangaran balik-balik ah. Ia yang capat menyabut!

Counter lady yang inda tau apa-apa
Me: Di mana bilik Cikgu Haji Rahman?
Counter lady: Antah ah...
Me: Cikgu Hajah Halimah?
Counter lady: Antah ah...
Me: Cikgu Ali?
Counter lady: Antah ah...

- Antah ah, antah ah, ku tampar ko karang, antah ah tah kau lagi!

Counter lady datang bulan
Counter lady: Awang, tulis numbur telipun arah atas borang ani ah.
Me: Ah, ok. Numbur telipun saja kita beguna?
Counter lady: Apa nyangku kan? Ah? APA NYANGKU?

- Kalau PMS pun, jangan tah mental arah orang kali ah, orang betanya bisai-bisai, kana balas miatu?

Counter lady yang padentic
Me: Boleh betanya?
Counter lady: Ambil numbur dulu.
Me: Eh, inda jua ada orang?
Counter lady: Mesin numbur tu dakat pintu ah.

- Memajal. Membari kan ku gusti bah.

I am sure you people have experienced at least one of the above, and I'm sure some of you have other expereriences. Hehe.

Happy Birthday to 'Alyaa' Ibtisam a.k.a. Icham!

Laters!

8 comments:

jIM said...

LOL! Omg jirin! On a rampage, are we? hahahaha!

Jirin said...

Hahaha awu eh! Hehe!

Anonymous said...

Hahaahhahah!!!

Kaka Shikin

Jirin said...

hahahha hi ka!

Wangs said...

HAHAHA ur comments to every scenario is funny!

Wangs said...

HAHAHA ur comments to every scenario is funny!

Jirin said...

hahahaah hi wangsss!!

Ka Neerah said...

jaggers 2, i didnt read this post earlier on. inda alang2 mengomplain, semua jenis scenario ada. and it is sooo typical that the customer service back home mcm u said. bulih lagi chala ko jaa.